Oh So Thats What He Meant Karkat What Did You Do And What Did Nagito Do Not Much Is Up Even If I Wanted There To Be Still Recovering From Pulse Typing Without Spelling Errors Is Getting Difutcult Dificult Difficult There Can Can We Just Switch To Video Please
[So in other news, Kanaya is feeling like shit thank you very much. It's like a killer hangover but worse.]
[ karkat does immediately switch to video. he is sitting on his bed which is thankfully not blown up? that would have been inconvenient. ]
I meddled because fucking URSULA asked me to, and then he overreacted and put a bomb in my room. Holy fuck why is there always one person who does not know how to respond with something that is not explosives or murder?
[Karkat might want to shield his eyes, Kanaya is the equivlent of a strobe light right now, her glow uncontrollaby switching on and off every other second or so. Kanaya is more or less buried in several pillows and blankets on her bed, with her head and arms sticking out to use the tablet.]
I... probably should have warned you about this. I apologize for not being able to stop him, but I can go talk with him now if you wish. I am going to take a shot in the dark as they say and guess this had something to do with one Hajime Hinata?
[She sighs.]
I was honestly planning to meddle slightly as well, but well.... I am currently not in any state to see someone without sunglasses right now.
I suppose so. So can you provide me with a summary of what exactly led up to this? I will reserve my judgement for the end, but I am planning on getting both sides of the story.
[She groans. Why did she always seem to be on unsteady ground with Hinata?]
Honestly I swear that things have been an Underwater Soap Opera lately. I sequester myself in here for a few days and suddenly this happens.
[She just lays her head on one of the pillows, she's going to get another headache at this point.]
What is going to occur next? An Auspistice resulting from this?
Jegus fuck, I hope not. Because I sure as hell do not want that role in any shape or form.
[ especially not with anyone involved in this mess lmao. ]
Basically I was talking to URSULA and she wanted all of them to date each other because she's really into shipping. She asked me to talk to them, so I did, and then Komaeda demanded to know where I got my information from. When I refused to tell him it was URSULA he said he'd make me pay for not giving up the info. And here we fucking are.
I am glad to hear that, as I do not wish for this to become anymore complicated. This situation is phenomenal enough for how quickly it dissolved into... all of this.
[Kanaya sighs deeply, the kind of sigh that only a team mom can give after her children have done something phenomenally stupid.]
So URSULA wished for Nagito and Hajime to date?... I presume that there is yet another party involved in this based on your phrasing. So URSULA tried to get you to set up a... polygamous relationship between Nagito, Hajime, and another person?
[Kanaya feels a headache coming on. Why did anyone think this was a good idea?]
How bluntly did you approach this topic? While I am fairly confident in my presumption, for confirmation's sake I would like to know.
I suppose that I will skip to that part of the itinerary then.
Karkat, it was clearly all your fault and everything is going to descend into a whirling storm of pure chaos that will upset all previous mistakes you have ever made in scale, thus leading to the violent destruction of this planet, adding yet another blemish to our less then stellar track record. You monster.
[Kanaya says all that in the most monotone voice she can manage, though shortly after finishing her mouth curves into a smile despite attempts to look serious.]
Honestly I just request leaving any future meddling with his romantic prospects to me. I think Nagito overreacted and am going to talk with him about it, but at same time I do not intend to let him off the hook for this incident. Since no one was hurt, perhaps community service or owing you a favor.
[She chuckles.</small]
At the very least if anything needs to be blown up, we know who to ask.
[ he just scoffs, but his mouth still turns into a small smile that karkat reserves for like... well, not that many people, but kanaya is definitely one of them. ]
Don't worry. I am not touching any of that mess again with a ten foot sickle.
[ like... karkat is used to dealing with crazies in their troll friend group, so on one hand it's kind of good to know that humans also have people like that. on the other hand, karkat is tired of dealing with that holy shit. let him rest. ]
You've been moirails for like ten seconds and he's already putting you to work.
Just be aware that everyone is wants to punch him in the bluh chute.
[ so she might be dealing with people who are annoyed that she's in any sort of relationship with komaeda at all? karkat tried to explain that one half of a moirallegiance being less popular than the other is pretty normal, but not everyone gets that. ]
I appreciate the warning Karkat. If things escalate to dangerous levels, I suppose that few months long exploration trip around the planet we talked about could become reality. If there are any arctic areas, now is an seasonally fitting time to discover them.
Right, that could potentially be an issue. I suppose that is an excellent incentive to not have the situation deteriorate to make it an appealing option.
[....Is ISHMAEL resistant to chainsaws? Things to find out.]
Although ISHMAEL could come across us any day now. Staying in this general area will not prevent us from encountering him.
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Re: 12/9
Date: 2016-12-11 02:08 am (UTC)So Thats What He Meant
Karkat What Did You Do
And What Did Nagito Do
Not Much Is Up Even If I Wanted There To Be
Still Recovering From Pulse
Typing Without Spelling Errors Is Getting Difutcult
Dificult
Difficult
There
Can
Can We Just Switch To Video
Please
[So in other news, Kanaya is feeling like shit thank you very much. It's like a killer hangover but worse.]
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Date: 2016-12-11 12:34 pm (UTC)I meddled because fucking URSULA asked me to, and then he overreacted and put a bomb in my room. Holy fuck why is there always one person who does not know how to respond with something that is not explosives or murder?
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Date: 2016-12-15 01:59 pm (UTC)I... probably should have warned you about this. I apologize for not being able to stop him, but I can go talk with him now if you wish. I am going to take a shot in the dark as they say and guess this had something to do with one Hajime Hinata?
[She sighs.]
I was honestly planning to meddle slightly as well, but well.... I am currently not in any state to see someone without sunglasses right now.
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Date: 2016-12-15 09:57 pm (UTC)It had everything to do with him. He's also the one who disarmed the bomb before anything happened so I guess I owe him a gift basket or whatever now.
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Date: 2016-12-16 12:14 am (UTC)[She groans. Why did she always seem to be on unsteady ground with Hinata?]
Honestly I swear that things have been an Underwater Soap Opera lately. I sequester myself in here for a few days and suddenly this happens.
[She just lays her head on one of the pillows, she's going to get another headache at this point.]
What is going to occur next? An Auspistice resulting from this?
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Date: 2016-12-16 05:15 pm (UTC)[ especially not with anyone involved in this mess lmao. ]
Basically I was talking to URSULA and she wanted all of them to date each other because she's really into shipping. She asked me to talk to them, so I did, and then Komaeda demanded to know where I got my information from. When I refused to tell him it was URSULA he said he'd make me pay for not giving up the info. And here we fucking are.
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Date: 2016-12-23 04:33 am (UTC)[Kanaya sighs deeply, the kind of sigh that only a team mom can give after her children have done something phenomenally stupid.]
So URSULA wished for Nagito and Hajime to date?... I presume that there is yet another party involved in this based on your phrasing. So URSULA tried to get you to set up a... polygamous relationship between Nagito, Hajime, and another person?
[Kanaya feels a headache coming on. Why did anyone think this was a good idea?]
How bluntly did you approach this topic? While I am fairly confident in my presumption, for confirmation's sake I would like to know.
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Date: 2016-12-23 10:53 pm (UTC)[ with hinata. he was blunt as hell with komaeda. ]
If you're going to tell me it was all my fault you can get it over with already, by the way.
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Date: 2016-12-24 09:09 pm (UTC)Karkat, it was clearly all your fault and everything is going to descend into a whirling storm of pure chaos that will upset all previous mistakes you have ever made in scale, thus leading to the violent destruction of this planet, adding yet another blemish to our less then stellar track record. You monster.
[Kanaya says all that in the most monotone voice she can manage, though shortly after finishing her mouth curves into a smile despite attempts to look serious.]
Honestly I just request leaving any future meddling with his romantic prospects to me. I think Nagito overreacted and am going to talk with him about it, but at same time I do not intend to let him off the hook for this incident. Since no one was hurt, perhaps community service or owing you a favor.
[She chuckles.</small] At the very least if anything needs to be blown up, we know who to ask.
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Date: 2016-12-25 12:44 pm (UTC)Don't worry. I am not touching any of that mess again with a ten foot sickle.
[ like... karkat is used to dealing with crazies in their troll friend group, so on one hand it's kind of good to know that humans also have people like that. on the other hand, karkat is tired of dealing with that holy shit. let him rest. ]
You've been moirails for like ten seconds and he's already putting you to work.
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Date: 2016-12-25 01:13 pm (UTC)[Kanaya is good at diplomacy and if anyone needs someone to do diplomacy for them, it's Komaeda.]
At the very least I don't have to worry about running out of issues to meddle with.
[He reminds her of Vriska is someways, but different in so many others.]
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Date: 2016-12-25 07:23 pm (UTC)[ so she might be dealing with people who are annoyed that she's in any sort of relationship with komaeda at all? karkat tried to explain that one half of a moirallegiance being less popular than the other is pretty normal, but not everyone gets that. ]
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Date: 2016-12-25 11:42 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-12-26 05:29 pm (UTC)[ like even if it turns out ISHMAEL did not go rogue, he is only programmed to protect humans?? kanaya is definitely not human. ]
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Date: 2016-12-27 03:27 am (UTC)[....Is ISHMAEL resistant to chainsaws? Things to find out.]
Although ISHMAEL could come across us any day now. Staying in this general area will not prevent us from encountering him.