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[lightbulbvampire]

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backdated - video;

[braavado]

Hey, Kanaya? It's Korra. I kind of wanted to ask you something.

I checked in the kitchen earlier and it looks like you guys have a pretty good stock of fruits. I kind of expected more fish, considering where the base is. [Sheepish laugh.] Are the ones around here not edible or something?

Re: backdated - video;

[lightbulbvampire]

We have had a steady supply of fruits from the garden, so there has not been much need to risk eating them. There are some fish that have been confirmed edible. I'm sure that URSULA can provide you with a list of them.

text 9/29

[gnasher]

hey, kanaya. can i ask for a favour? or two. it has to do with sewing.

Re: text 9/29

[lightbulbvampire]

Of Course You Can Rin
What Is It That You Need

text 9/29

[splasher]

kanaya! i did it!
i sewed it on!

attached: stitch.png

[the cactus. although perfect on the picture, makoto's actual attempt is a little more wobbly, but it looks like the intended picture in the end!]

Re: text 9/29

[lightbulbvampire]

Excellent Job Makoto
It Is A Bit Off In A Few Places
But It Is Overall A Massive Improvement From Before

[She's very proud of you Makoto. Give yourself a pet on the back.]

10/3

[alienates]

KANAYA.
I'VE BEEN LOOKING AROUND AND I HAVEN'T SEEN FEFERI ANYWHERE.
DID SHE TELL YOU SHE WAS SPENDING TIME AWAY FROM THE BASE?
I MEAN IT'S NOT LIKE *SHE* CAN GET STRANDED ON AN ISLAND. SHE CAN BREATHE UNDERWATER FOR FUCK'S SAKE.
BUT IT'S BEEN A COUPLE OF DAYS NOW AND I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO REACH HER.

Re: 10/3

[lightbulbvampire]

[Okay time to face the music and stop avoiding telling him this.]

Um
About That
I Was A Little Preoccupied With The Rabite Situation And Your Disappearance

[You were a lot more then a little.]
But I Am Fairly Certain That Shes
Well
No Longer Among Us
As In Shes Disappeared
[Okay she probably could have phrased half of that better.]

10/5, private text;

[voidkatini]

hi kanaya!
real quick fore i forget because ive been feelin bad about it lately
you know how the troll eggy is back home safe and sound and waiting for our return right
but its like
what if we NEVER return
what happens to your species then?
its too sad to think about :(
so
im sorry i couldnt help you or your race
i tried to make the matriabob for months when i first got here because i thought i lost it
im babblin hehe

[voidkatini]

basically
im just sorry

10/15; technically an action more literally a handwritten missive.

[grimdeity]

[ Left in front of Kanaya's door in the dead of night is a purple envelope with Kanaya's name embossed in gold lettering on the front. The finely lettered cardstock inside reads thus, in a familiar purple script; ]

My Dear Kanaya,
Would you do me the honor of being my accompianment to Dave's debatably absurd Halloween Party?

Love,
R.L.

(I tried to think of a way to say that in a more elegant manner, but failed. Hallow's Eve Ball? Mid-Autumnal Event? None seem to encapsulate all the nonsense and tomfoolery that will likely go on during the events organized by Dave or others.)

[ there is a fair chance they've discussed the halloween party in person at some point since dave came up with it but. this is clearly necessary. ]

Re: 10/15; technically an action more literally a handwritten missive.

[lightbulbvampire]

[An petal wrapped jade green gothic style card atop a neatly wrapped package is left by The Magisters' tank early in the morning at the crack of dawn. Familiarly capitalized jade writing is neatly printed inside of the card]
Dearest Rose,

I Would Be Honored To Attend Such An Gathering With You

Love

K Dot M Dot

P Dot S Dot

If You Have Noticed The Recent Rise In Purrbeasts Wandering Around In Full Wizard Regalia That Is My Doing At The Request Of Someone Who Asked Me To Do Such
I Felt That It Was Only Fair That The Dear Magister Participates In The Festivities


[The package contains one waterproof and adjustable wizard hat with an attached beard.]

10/15

[splinten]

Two questions. Are rainbow drinkers functionally immortal, and can you turn other people into rainbow drinkers?

Re: 10/15

[lightbulbvampire]

Those Are Both Valid Questions That I Am Afraid I Do Not Have Answers For
While I Can Probably Survive More Then I Would Have Before My Current State
I Believe That The Usual Methods Would Still Be Enough To Kill Me
Any That Do Not Remove My Head Or Other Vital Organs Might Be More Survivable
This Is All Pure Speculation For Obvious Reasons
As For Your Other Question
I Have Not Attempted To Turn Anyone For Equally Obvious Reasons
Nor Am I Sure About The Process To Do So If There Is One
Is There A Reason You Are Inquiring About This Or Is It Simply Pure Curiosity

Text Somewhere around 10/11 and 10/12

[despairing_hope]

This might be a little forward of me, but I was wondering if I could ask you your opinion on a matter. Of course, if it is please feel free to say so. It's not a very important thing or anything.

Re: Text Somewhere around 10/11 and 10/12

[lightbulbvampire]

Its Not Forward In The Slightest Nagito
What Is This Matter You Request My Opinion On

Text

[despairing_hope]

Oh, yes, I almost forgot. Karkat kun spoke with me not that long ago. It was quite an interesting conversation. I'm under the impression that it was suggested by you? Thank you! It was quite interesting. Though, I have to confess, some of it might have gone a little over my head.

However, it seems like there should be a follow up, I believe.

Re: Text

[lightbulbvampire]

If It Was Regarding The Quadrants Then Yes It Was Suggested By Me
I Am Glad That You Found It Interesting
If You Wish For Me To Elucidate What Confuses You Then I Can Do So


[Kanaya was waiting for the other foot to drop. Oh god she is not ready.]

You Are Likely Correct In Believing That A Follow Up Might Be Appropriate

backdated 11/13 text;

[grimdeity]

A bit of heads up, before my brother announces it to the base.
He made friends with a contingent of the parasitic alien race known as the kharaa (Karkat spoke about them on the network, previously) that has the potential to destroy us all, but he's been feeding them candy and they aren't coming to Thanksgiving. I've been using my Seer powers to keep us on a path fortuitous for both parties, so there's nothing to worry about. He plans to announce this all to the base tomorrow, which if my predictions hold true won't completely blow up in our faces as Thanksgiving would have, had we invited them.
Just thought I'd let you know so you don't think I've been purposely keeping anything in the dark. Which I clearly wasn't doing because, there's nothing to worry about.

Re: backdated 11/13 text;

[lightbulbvampire]

Is It A Bad Sign That I Am Only The Barest Bit Surprised By This Development
I Fear That Sgrub Slash Sburb Has Slain Any Ability For Me To Be Surprised About What Would Have Previously Been Shocking Developments
I Suppose That Daves Disney Princessing Extends To Alien Races As Well
I Appreciate You Warning Me In Advance Rose
If There Is Anyway I Can Assist Then Do Not Hesitate To Ask
I Am Fairly Certain That Most Of Us On Base Would Rather Avoid Going Into Conflict With The Kharaa
Most Of Them Seem To Be Fairly Peacful And Forgiving From What Ive Seen
So At The Very Least Dave Should Not Be Accused Of Mutiny Or The Like
I Am Afraid That We Do Not Have Any Trained Legislators On Base So Any Trial Would Likely Be A Kangaroo Court As It Is Called

Text sometime after 11/28 or something.

[despairing_hope]

I thought I should maybe say something, I'm not really sure how this works. But I'm going to try my best to do what is right.

Considering that, I need to make your friend pay for something, so I will be pursuing that end. I gave him fair warning first. So this is perfectly just and fair.

[lightbulbvampire]

[The return text is late, and by the time it's far too late.]

I Have Several Friends So Could You Perhaps Be Specific
And Could We Possibly Talk This Plan Of Action Over First
Apologies For The Late Reply
Still In Questionable Condition From Pulse

12/9

[alienates]

HEY MARYAM, WHAT'S UP?
JUST WANTING TO CHECK IN ON YOU.
OH AND TO ALSO TELL YOU THAT YOUR MOIRAIL TRIED TO SET OFF A FUCKING BOMB IN MY BEDROOM.

Re: 12/9

[lightbulbvampire]

Oh
So Thats What He Meant
Karkat What Did You Do
And What Did Nagito Do
Not Much Is Up Even If I Wanted There To Be
Still Recovering From Pulse
Typing Without Spelling Errors Is Getting Difutcult
Dificult
Difficult
There
Can
Can We Just Switch To Video
Please

[So in other news, Kanaya is feeling like shit thank you very much. It's like a killer hangover but worse.]

12/9

[grimdeity]

I presume you've heard the news regarding the attempt on Karkat's life. Or room, whichever it was.
As perpetrated by Nagito Komaeda.
You can imagine that the only reason I haven't taken it upon myself to put a knitting needle through his skull is because a) you'd be displeased, I imagine and b) Karkat is still alive.

Ok that came off rather violent. Sorry. I imagine this is an awkward situation for you.
Given the fact that Karkat is more your friend than mine and that Komaeda is your moirail, I think this warrants a discussion.
Not necessarily with me, if my bias is too strong since Karkat is practically my unofficial brother-in-law.
But if I can help, even in a non-violent stabbing manner (which I find rather tempting), I will.

[lightbulbvampire]

I Have
It Is Fine
I Understand The Urge But I Appreciate You Restraining Yourself Greatly Dear
I Am Currently Trying To Gather Information About What Happened By Talking To All Parties Involved
He Warned Me He Was Going To Do Something As Retaliation For Karkat Meddling Since He Already Gave A Fair Warning
I Didnt See The Message Until Later Though As I Am A Bit Preoccupied With My Sitution Brought On By The Pulse
Situation
Ugh
Apologizes For Any Spelling Errors
It Is Difficult To Type Without Making Them Now That I Am The Equivlent
Equiblant
Equivalent
Got It
Equivalent Of A Strobe Light
I Was Not Exaggerating When I Said That I Would Probably Need Your Assistance Psychoanalaysisng
Psychoana
Psycho
Doing Your Therapist Stuff To Him
He Has A Lot Of Issues
I Apologize For Not Keeping A Better Eye On Him

text 12/11 backdated!

[goatdad]

Excuse me, Ms. Maryam?
My name is Asgore Dreemurr. I was told that you were the person to contact if someone needed a sewing commission!

[lightbulbvampire]

That Would Be Correct Mr Dreemurr
What Is It That You Wish To Request

12/24; afternoon.

[grimdeity]

[ rose will approach kanaya around midday with an unwrapped, tied with a jade-colored silk ribbon, sweater. it absolutely lights up. prettily. rose will make a comment about trying to make it suit kanaya's fashion sense, bat her eyelashes, give kanaya a kiss on the cheek, and then walk off. ]

Re: 12/24; afternoon.

[lightbulbvampire]

[Kanaya smiles and holds her cheek as she unwraps the gift, that is immediately cooed over and put on. Good Rose, Best Girlfried.]

[subnauticmods]

[ On the morning of December 25th, Kanaya will wake up to a small, brightly wrapped package next to where she sleeps. Inside it will be a drawing of her and URSULA in her robot form, both sewing fashionable clothing. The picture is also framed. Besides that, there are also cookies that she managed to bake herself! As she cannot taste test, they might not be perfect, but they are cutely decorated with “Happy Holidays, Kanaya!” and other holiday themed items, like snowmen and reindeer.

A note attached simply says, “From URSULA!” ]

action;

[voidkatini]

[ On the morning of January 1st, Kanaya will wake to find this little guy sitting on her chest, staring her in the face. How did this little guy get there without waking Kanaya up? It couldn't possibly be the work of our resident teleportation and invisibility expert, no siree (it's totally the work of our resident teleportation and invisibility expert).

There is another plushie sitting at the foot of her door. Outside the door? You got it-- another plushie. At the end of the hall? Yet another plushie. These guys seem to be forming a trail across base.

What will you do? ]

[lightbulbvampire]

[Well this is curious. Gently setting the doll in her room aside, she follows the trail, caphaloging them as she goes after examining the area and doll. She pauses at the last though, and instead hugs it and keeps it out.]

text 1/3

[gnasher]

[it was dirk's suggestion, and he really likes Kanaya, thinks they've certainly reached some level of comfort between them -- but that doesn't mean he still doesn't feel incredibly awkward about the whole thing]

yo, kanaya. got a minute?

Re: text 1/3

[gnasher]

it's ok if you don't. like if you;re busy. i'm sure you are, actually.

1/28

[sniptuck]

hi kanaya!
have you seen komaeda-kun lately?

[lightbulbvampire]

No I Have Not Seen Him Lately
And That Worries Me
I Was Actually About To Go Looking For Him
I Take It That You Are Unaware Of His Whereabouts As Well