OH COME THE FUCK ON KANAYA. I MEAN ALL THE IMPORTANT DETAILS OBVIOUSLY. YOU CAN'T JUST LET SLIP SOMETHING LIKE THAT AND NOT EXPECT ME TO WANT YOU TO FOLLOW THROUGH ON THE EXPLANATION. WHO DO YOU THINK YOU'RE TALKING TO?
[She acquencies and starts divulging some details after a pause to collet her thoughts]
I Do Not Believe You Have Met Nagito Yet But He Is Pleasent To Talk To Well At Least For Me He Has Some Interesting Ideas On Hope I Agree With A Few But Not Quite With Others Although As I Mentioned To Him I Am Biased
[*Cough*Eridan*Cough*Science Wand*Cough*]
Moving On He Is An Excellent Listener His Sense Of Fashion Is Questionable At Best His Shoes Have Two Zippers Two Zippers And His Hair Looks Like It Is In Dire Need Of An Hair Brush Ive Noticed That He Has A Very Low Standards For Acts Of Kindness Towards Him He Has A Low Self Esteem And His Self Hatred Is An Art Form Of Its Own
[The last one probably sounds familiar]
He Has A Cycle Of Bad And Good Luck That Happens To Him Where Something Unlucky Happens To Him And Something Equally Lucky Happens Afterward The Scale Of The Luck Can Range From Small To Deadly To Those Around Him That Is My Guess At Least From What Ive Gleaned From Our Conversations It Is One Of The Traits That Remind Me Slightly Of Vriska
[There is an awkward pause before she continued]
I Dont Think He Has Been Informed About The Quadrants Yet
[Kanaya doesn't exactly want to be the one to explain it to him either, since she wouldn't be surprised if he realized she was basically pale flirting with him several times. She's not even sure if he would understand or be interested in a Moirailship.]
[ karkat conveniently ignores the self hatred comment LMAO WHY DOES NO ONE ON THIS BASE HAVE A SELF-ESTEEM.... ]
I GUESS I CAN SEE WHY HE WOULD FALL UNDER YOUR TYPE THEN. YOU ALWAYS WENT FOR THE SOMEWHAT DANGEROUS ONES. LIKE ROSE. ROSE SCARES THE SHIT OUT OF ME MOST OF THE TIME. I AM AWARE THAT SHE ISN'T *ACTUALLY* GOING TO KILL ME BUT SHE ALWAYS JUST SAY THAT LOOK ON HE FACE THAT SAYS, "ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?"
SHOULD I MEET HIM? THAT'S A RHETORICAL QUESTION, OF COURSE I'M GOING TO MEET HIM NOW THAT YOU'VE TOLD ME ALL OF THIS. I WILL PROBABLY BE LESS APPALLED AT THE TWO ZIPPER THING EVEN THOUGH I AGREE THAT THAT SOUNDS STUPID AS HELL. ARE YOU GOING TO FORCEFULLY BRUSH HIS HAIR FOR HIM, KANAYA?
IF YOU WANT I CAN GIVE HIM THE USUAL QUADRANT LECTURE SO YOU WON'T HAVE TO EMBARRASS YOURSELF BRINGING IT UP FOR THE FIRST TIME.
I Okay It Would Be Pointless To Lie About Me Not Having A Type At This Point But No As Much As I Want To It Would Be Better To Get His Permission There Is Less Struggling That Way
Anyway It Would Be Highly Appreciated If You Could Do That For Me
WOW. HOW SWEET. YOU'VE GRADUATED TO ASKING FOR PERMISSION INSTEAD OF JUST GIVING OUT IMPROMPTU MAKEOVERS. YOU'VE EITHER MATURED AS A PERSON OR ACCIDENTALLY CUT OFF SOMEONE'S EAR.
I'LL SEND HIM A MESSAGE AND I'LL LET YOU KNOW HOW IT GOES. GOOD LUCK, KANAYA.
Thank You [Kanaya definitly does giggle at the maturity comment. Never change Karkat, Never change. With that said, she goes off to await the results at a later date.]
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Date: 2016-10-14 01:08 am (UTC)I MEAN ALL THE IMPORTANT DETAILS OBVIOUSLY.
YOU CAN'T JUST LET SLIP SOMETHING LIKE THAT AND NOT EXPECT ME TO WANT YOU TO FOLLOW THROUGH ON THE EXPLANATION.
WHO DO YOU THINK YOU'RE TALKING TO?
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Date: 2016-10-14 09:31 pm (UTC)Futile
But Worth It
[She acquencies and starts divulging some details after a pause to collet her thoughts]
I Do Not Believe You Have Met Nagito Yet
But He Is Pleasent To Talk To
Well
At Least For Me
He Has Some Interesting Ideas On Hope
I Agree With A Few But Not Quite With Others
Although
As I Mentioned To Him
I Am Biased
[*Cough*Eridan*Cough*Science Wand*Cough*]
Moving On
He Is An Excellent Listener
His Sense Of Fashion Is Questionable At Best
His Shoes Have Two Zippers
Two
Zippers
And His Hair Looks Like It Is In Dire Need Of An Hair Brush
Ive Noticed That He Has A Very Low Standards For Acts Of Kindness Towards Him
He Has A Low Self Esteem And His Self Hatred Is An Art Form Of Its Own
[The last one probably sounds familiar]
He Has A Cycle Of Bad And Good Luck That Happens To Him
Where Something Unlucky Happens To Him And Something Equally Lucky Happens Afterward
The Scale Of The Luck Can Range From Small To Deadly To Those Around Him
That Is My Guess At Least From What Ive Gleaned From Our Conversations
It Is One Of The Traits That Remind Me Slightly Of Vriska
[There is an awkward pause before she continued]
I Dont Think He Has Been Informed About The Quadrants Yet
[Kanaya doesn't exactly want to be the one to explain it to him either, since she wouldn't be surprised if he realized she was basically pale flirting with him several times. She's not even sure if he would understand or be interested in a Moirailship.]
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Date: 2016-10-14 10:52 pm (UTC)I GUESS I CAN SEE WHY HE WOULD FALL UNDER YOUR TYPE THEN.
YOU ALWAYS WENT FOR THE SOMEWHAT DANGEROUS ONES.
LIKE ROSE. ROSE SCARES THE SHIT OUT OF ME MOST OF THE TIME.
I AM AWARE THAT SHE ISN'T *ACTUALLY* GOING TO KILL ME BUT SHE ALWAYS JUST SAY THAT LOOK ON HE FACE THAT SAYS, "ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?"
SHOULD I MEET HIM?
THAT'S A RHETORICAL QUESTION, OF COURSE I'M GOING TO MEET HIM NOW THAT YOU'VE TOLD ME ALL OF THIS.
I WILL PROBABLY BE LESS APPALLED AT THE TWO ZIPPER THING EVEN THOUGH I AGREE THAT THAT SOUNDS STUPID AS HELL.
ARE YOU GOING TO FORCEFULLY BRUSH HIS HAIR FOR HIM, KANAYA?
IF YOU WANT I CAN GIVE HIM THE USUAL QUADRANT LECTURE SO YOU WON'T HAVE TO EMBARRASS YOURSELF BRINGING IT UP FOR THE FIRST TIME.
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Date: 2016-10-17 07:06 pm (UTC)Okay It Would Be Pointless To Lie About Me Not Having A Type At This Point
But No
As Much As I Want To
It Would Be Better To Get His Permission
There Is Less Struggling That Way
Anyway
It Would Be Highly Appreciated If You Could Do That For Me
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Date: 2016-10-18 11:37 am (UTC)YOU'VE GRADUATED TO ASKING FOR PERMISSION INSTEAD OF JUST GIVING OUT IMPROMPTU MAKEOVERS.
YOU'VE EITHER MATURED AS A PERSON OR ACCIDENTALLY CUT OFF SOMEONE'S EAR.
I'LL SEND HIM A MESSAGE AND I'LL LET YOU KNOW HOW IT GOES.
GOOD LUCK, KANAYA.
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Date: 2016-10-18 11:49 pm (UTC)Thank You
[Kanaya definitly does giggle at the maturity comment. Never change Karkat, Never change. With that said, she goes off to await the results at a later date.]