[Okay time to face the music and stop avoiding telling him this.] Um About That I Was A Little Preoccupied With The Rabite Situation And Your Disappearance
[You were a lot more then a little.] But I Am Fairly Certain That Shes Well No Longer Among Us As In Shes Disappeared [Okay she probably could have phrased half of that better.]
FUCK. GODDAMMIT SHE WAS KIND OF THE LAST PERSON I WANTED TO VANISH INTO THE VOID OR WHATEVER THE FUCK IT IS THAT HAPPENS. YOU KNOW, WITH THE WHOLE HER BEING DEAD AND ALL. JEGUS FUCK. OK. OK NO, WE CAN STILL LOOK FOR HER? I'LL LOOK FOR HER. MAYBE SHE JUST TOOK A WRONG TURN OR GOT ADOPTED BY REEFBACKS OR SOMETHING. YOU KNOW HOW SHE IS. THIS MIGHT BE OK.
That Is True I Would Not Be Surprised If Feferi Simply Forgot To Return To The Base And Is Out Frolicking With The Fauna
[Kanaya really prefers this option to what she is fairly certain happend, so she is just going to roll with attempting to delude herself for a while.] Um Can You Frolic Underwater Or Is That An Action Restricted To Land Based Maneuvers Never mind We Can Go Search For Her Once This Nightmare Nonsense Ends In Fact We Can Search For The Matriorb While We Are At It I Doubt That It Is In Any Of The Areas We Have Currently Explored During The Investigation That Occurred While You Were Away Me And Nagito Discovered A Map Of The World
ALL OF THAT SOUNDS FINE BUT FIRST OF ALL. ISN'T NAGITO THAT GUY YOU SAID YOU THINK YOU HAVE PALE FEELINGS FOR? ARE YOU GOING TO GIVE ME AN UPDATE ON THAT SITUATION OR ARE WE GOING TO PRETEND THAT NEVER HAPPENED. EVEN IF WE'RE GOING FOR THE LATTER ROUTE I STILL WANT TO HEAR ABOUT IT ANYWAY. SO BASICALLY EITHER WAY I WANT AN UPDATE ON THAT SITUATION.
OH COME THE FUCK ON KANAYA. I MEAN ALL THE IMPORTANT DETAILS OBVIOUSLY. YOU CAN'T JUST LET SLIP SOMETHING LIKE THAT AND NOT EXPECT ME TO WANT YOU TO FOLLOW THROUGH ON THE EXPLANATION. WHO DO YOU THINK YOU'RE TALKING TO?
[She acquencies and starts divulging some details after a pause to collet her thoughts]
I Do Not Believe You Have Met Nagito Yet But He Is Pleasent To Talk To Well At Least For Me He Has Some Interesting Ideas On Hope I Agree With A Few But Not Quite With Others Although As I Mentioned To Him I Am Biased
[*Cough*Eridan*Cough*Science Wand*Cough*]
Moving On He Is An Excellent Listener His Sense Of Fashion Is Questionable At Best His Shoes Have Two Zippers Two Zippers And His Hair Looks Like It Is In Dire Need Of An Hair Brush Ive Noticed That He Has A Very Low Standards For Acts Of Kindness Towards Him He Has A Low Self Esteem And His Self Hatred Is An Art Form Of Its Own
[The last one probably sounds familiar]
He Has A Cycle Of Bad And Good Luck That Happens To Him Where Something Unlucky Happens To Him And Something Equally Lucky Happens Afterward The Scale Of The Luck Can Range From Small To Deadly To Those Around Him That Is My Guess At Least From What Ive Gleaned From Our Conversations It Is One Of The Traits That Remind Me Slightly Of Vriska
[There is an awkward pause before she continued]
I Dont Think He Has Been Informed About The Quadrants Yet
[Kanaya doesn't exactly want to be the one to explain it to him either, since she wouldn't be surprised if he realized she was basically pale flirting with him several times. She's not even sure if he would understand or be interested in a Moirailship.]
[ karkat conveniently ignores the self hatred comment LMAO WHY DOES NO ONE ON THIS BASE HAVE A SELF-ESTEEM.... ]
I GUESS I CAN SEE WHY HE WOULD FALL UNDER YOUR TYPE THEN. YOU ALWAYS WENT FOR THE SOMEWHAT DANGEROUS ONES. LIKE ROSE. ROSE SCARES THE SHIT OUT OF ME MOST OF THE TIME. I AM AWARE THAT SHE ISN'T *ACTUALLY* GOING TO KILL ME BUT SHE ALWAYS JUST SAY THAT LOOK ON HE FACE THAT SAYS, "ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?"
SHOULD I MEET HIM? THAT'S A RHETORICAL QUESTION, OF COURSE I'M GOING TO MEET HIM NOW THAT YOU'VE TOLD ME ALL OF THIS. I WILL PROBABLY BE LESS APPALLED AT THE TWO ZIPPER THING EVEN THOUGH I AGREE THAT THAT SOUNDS STUPID AS HELL. ARE YOU GOING TO FORCEFULLY BRUSH HIS HAIR FOR HIM, KANAYA?
IF YOU WANT I CAN GIVE HIM THE USUAL QUADRANT LECTURE SO YOU WON'T HAVE TO EMBARRASS YOURSELF BRINGING IT UP FOR THE FIRST TIME.
I Okay It Would Be Pointless To Lie About Me Not Having A Type At This Point But No As Much As I Want To It Would Be Better To Get His Permission There Is Less Struggling That Way
Anyway It Would Be Highly Appreciated If You Could Do That For Me
WOW. HOW SWEET. YOU'VE GRADUATED TO ASKING FOR PERMISSION INSTEAD OF JUST GIVING OUT IMPROMPTU MAKEOVERS. YOU'VE EITHER MATURED AS A PERSON OR ACCIDENTALLY CUT OFF SOMEONE'S EAR.
I'LL SEND HIM A MESSAGE AND I'LL LET YOU KNOW HOW IT GOES. GOOD LUCK, KANAYA.
Thank You [Kanaya definitly does giggle at the maturity comment. Never change Karkat, Never change. With that said, she goes off to await the results at a later date.]
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Re: 10/3
Date: 2016-10-03 09:34 pm (UTC)Um
About That
I Was A Little Preoccupied With The Rabite Situation And Your Disappearance
[You were a lot more then a little.]
But I Am Fairly Certain That Shes
Well
No Longer Among Us
As In Shes Disappeared
[Okay she probably could have phrased half of that better.]
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Date: 2016-10-04 02:54 am (UTC)GODDAMMIT SHE WAS KIND OF THE LAST PERSON I WANTED TO VANISH INTO THE VOID OR WHATEVER THE FUCK IT IS THAT HAPPENS.
YOU KNOW, WITH THE WHOLE HER BEING DEAD AND ALL.
JEGUS FUCK. OK. OK NO, WE CAN STILL LOOK FOR HER?
I'LL LOOK FOR HER. MAYBE SHE JUST TOOK A WRONG TURN OR GOT ADOPTED BY REEFBACKS OR SOMETHING.
YOU KNOW HOW SHE IS.
THIS MIGHT BE OK.
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Date: 2016-10-10 11:02 pm (UTC)I Would Not Be Surprised If Feferi Simply Forgot To Return To The Base And Is Out Frolicking With The Fauna
[Kanaya really prefers this option to what she is fairly certain happend, so she is just going to roll with attempting to delude herself for a while.]
Um
Can You Frolic Underwater
Or Is That An Action Restricted To Land Based Maneuvers
Never mind
We Can Go Search For Her Once This Nightmare Nonsense Ends
In Fact
We Can Search For The Matriorb While We Are At It
I Doubt That It Is In Any Of The Areas We Have Currently Explored
During The Investigation That Occurred While You Were Away
Me And Nagito Discovered A Map Of The World
[The name Nagito might be ringing a bell or two from the texts she sent you during your absence]
We Could Investigate One Of The Areas Listed There
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Date: 2016-10-10 11:46 pm (UTC)ISN'T NAGITO THAT GUY YOU SAID YOU THINK YOU HAVE PALE FEELINGS FOR?
ARE YOU GOING TO GIVE ME AN UPDATE ON THAT SITUATION OR ARE WE GOING TO PRETEND THAT NEVER HAPPENED.
EVEN IF WE'RE GOING FOR THE LATTER ROUTE I STILL WANT TO HEAR ABOUT IT ANYWAY.
SO BASICALLY EITHER WAY I WANT AN UPDATE ON THAT SITUATION.
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Date: 2016-10-14 12:24 am (UTC)Yes
Maybe
Define The Extent Of Detail I Must Divulge In Updating You
[And back to burying her face in a tastefully sewn pillow and making embarrassed troll noises she goes.]
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Date: 2016-10-14 01:08 am (UTC)I MEAN ALL THE IMPORTANT DETAILS OBVIOUSLY.
YOU CAN'T JUST LET SLIP SOMETHING LIKE THAT AND NOT EXPECT ME TO WANT YOU TO FOLLOW THROUGH ON THE EXPLANATION.
WHO DO YOU THINK YOU'RE TALKING TO?
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Date: 2016-10-14 09:31 pm (UTC)Futile
But Worth It
[She acquencies and starts divulging some details after a pause to collet her thoughts]
I Do Not Believe You Have Met Nagito Yet
But He Is Pleasent To Talk To
Well
At Least For Me
He Has Some Interesting Ideas On Hope
I Agree With A Few But Not Quite With Others
Although
As I Mentioned To Him
I Am Biased
[*Cough*Eridan*Cough*Science Wand*Cough*]
Moving On
He Is An Excellent Listener
His Sense Of Fashion Is Questionable At Best
His Shoes Have Two Zippers
Two
Zippers
And His Hair Looks Like It Is In Dire Need Of An Hair Brush
Ive Noticed That He Has A Very Low Standards For Acts Of Kindness Towards Him
He Has A Low Self Esteem And His Self Hatred Is An Art Form Of Its Own
[The last one probably sounds familiar]
He Has A Cycle Of Bad And Good Luck That Happens To Him
Where Something Unlucky Happens To Him And Something Equally Lucky Happens Afterward
The Scale Of The Luck Can Range From Small To Deadly To Those Around Him
That Is My Guess At Least From What Ive Gleaned From Our Conversations
It Is One Of The Traits That Remind Me Slightly Of Vriska
[There is an awkward pause before she continued]
I Dont Think He Has Been Informed About The Quadrants Yet
[Kanaya doesn't exactly want to be the one to explain it to him either, since she wouldn't be surprised if he realized she was basically pale flirting with him several times. She's not even sure if he would understand or be interested in a Moirailship.]
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Date: 2016-10-14 10:52 pm (UTC)I GUESS I CAN SEE WHY HE WOULD FALL UNDER YOUR TYPE THEN.
YOU ALWAYS WENT FOR THE SOMEWHAT DANGEROUS ONES.
LIKE ROSE. ROSE SCARES THE SHIT OUT OF ME MOST OF THE TIME.
I AM AWARE THAT SHE ISN'T *ACTUALLY* GOING TO KILL ME BUT SHE ALWAYS JUST SAY THAT LOOK ON HE FACE THAT SAYS, "ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?"
SHOULD I MEET HIM?
THAT'S A RHETORICAL QUESTION, OF COURSE I'M GOING TO MEET HIM NOW THAT YOU'VE TOLD ME ALL OF THIS.
I WILL PROBABLY BE LESS APPALLED AT THE TWO ZIPPER THING EVEN THOUGH I AGREE THAT THAT SOUNDS STUPID AS HELL.
ARE YOU GOING TO FORCEFULLY BRUSH HIS HAIR FOR HIM, KANAYA?
IF YOU WANT I CAN GIVE HIM THE USUAL QUADRANT LECTURE SO YOU WON'T HAVE TO EMBARRASS YOURSELF BRINGING IT UP FOR THE FIRST TIME.
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Date: 2016-10-17 07:06 pm (UTC)Okay It Would Be Pointless To Lie About Me Not Having A Type At This Point
But No
As Much As I Want To
It Would Be Better To Get His Permission
There Is Less Struggling That Way
Anyway
It Would Be Highly Appreciated If You Could Do That For Me
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Date: 2016-10-18 11:37 am (UTC)YOU'VE GRADUATED TO ASKING FOR PERMISSION INSTEAD OF JUST GIVING OUT IMPROMPTU MAKEOVERS.
YOU'VE EITHER MATURED AS A PERSON OR ACCIDENTALLY CUT OFF SOMEONE'S EAR.
I'LL SEND HIM A MESSAGE AND I'LL LET YOU KNOW HOW IT GOES.
GOOD LUCK, KANAYA.
no subject
Date: 2016-10-18 11:49 pm (UTC)Thank You
[Kanaya definitly does giggle at the maturity comment. Never change Karkat, Never change. With that said, she goes off to await the results at a later date.]